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I'm On A Bridge
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A parody dedicated to the Chesapeake Bay Bridge Tunnel, maw-fucka! Aw SHIT! Get your tires ready it's about to go down! Everybody in the place gas your fuckin' tank And pay your motherfuckin' toll! We runnin' this, let's go! I'm on a bridge! I'm on a bridge! Everybody look at me 'cause I'm ridin' on a bridge! I'm on a bridge! I'm on a bridge! Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin' bridge! I'm on a bridge motherfucker take a look at me! Rockin' two tunnels hard in the deep blue sea! Bustin' 65, just comin' off the ridge! You can't stop me motherfucker 'cause I'm on a bridge! Drivin' on the drink. I'm on a bridge, bitch! 17 miles long, that's a wrap bitch! You got your bridge cops and your fishin' piers. You got your tunnels which are some of people's greatest fears. I'm drivin' in the tunnel, doin' 35! This guy in front of me, drivin' like he's barely alive! Like it'll cave in. You'd think at least he could try! Speed UP motherfucker 'cause it's 55! I'm on a bridge and I'm drivin' fast and I'm puttin' distance between me and dry land! I'm the king of the world, on a bridge to freedom! Toss your maps of the 'Shore 'cause we sure won't need 'em! Get the fuck up! This bridge is REAL AS A BITCH! Fuck land, I'm on a bridge motherfucker! Left you back behind the ridge motherfucker! I'm on the dock with my boys motherfucker! (stop music) ... the car engine's making noise... (que music) MOTHERFUCKER! Hey ma if you could see me here! Arms spread wide on the starboard pier! I ... |
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